firstly,
i didn't realise how much i've missed you guys till we finally meet again today! i had a blast, did you?
thank you
zhantze
yiming
cheryl
jon-hann
fabian
edison
I HOPE WE MEET AGAIN SOON! [next time, with sarah and vanessa!]
and as i've said earlier, spamming jon-hann is fun!
these are the random stories I made up to spam him (: it's FUN!
"One day, I saw a flower. It died. I cried. Then i died too because i cried too much. Then a penguin came by. It said hi. Then it died. The end"
"A shoe said hi. It died. ZhanTze said hi. He was in uzbekistan. They all died because someone farted."
"As the saying goes 'shoes are awesome'. I beg to differ. I was walking by a shoe shop last sunday when I saw the ugliest shoe ever! It was so ugly that it killed me and I died. The end"
"There was an apple. Somebody ate it. But spat it back out because it was too ugly. Then the apple laughed and died of laughter. The end"
"One day, I met someone ugly. He was so ugly. So i killed myself. Then, that guy laughed. And died of laughter. THE UGLY ALWAYS DIES!"
"One day, the fan didn't blow wind anymore. Oh no! So they called a doctor and he said, no more monkeys jumping on the bed."
"I saw a wall. It's head was on the floor. On it was a door. Behind it was the seashore. On it was a whore. She felt the shore was a bore. She was bored to the core. So she bought a shawl. And bought some more. Until there was four. Then she received a call. It was from danny from the hall. He said he's butt was sore. So he let out a roar. And I killed them all. The ned-all. Do you notice it rhymes? (:"
"One day it was raining. I had to stay indoors, so I was unhappy. I didn't care, so I ran out of the house and I saw a crocodile. I screamed. He laughed. Then suddenly, the crocodile grew a moustache and died. The end."
"I looked at the grass. It swayed. I looked at the trees. It swayed. I looked at the building. It swayed. I looked at you. You swayed. Because the wind was blowing. Because the wind was blowing."
"Hello the pear said. And then a knife came and it died. That happened to the papaya, watermelon, orange and grapefruit. Then, the dragonfruit said yo. It died by the blender. The end."
HAHAHAHAHAH! (: