1. [x] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Fell out of a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [x] Had people tell you that you are blonde
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Total so far:10
11.  Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (I believe it counts for anything else that works that way)
18. [x ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [x] have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with thongs on or you were barefoot
Total so far:19
21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
24.  Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. [x]Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27.  Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer even only a bit
28. [x ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Total so far:27
31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34.  Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x ] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't turned on
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x ] Walked into a pole
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes at the same time
Total so far:36
41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [x] Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it on accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your underwear or socks still on
50.  Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Total so far: 45
51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Have tripped on a cord
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
Total so far:54
61.  Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x]Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Total so far: 63
71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Have sat on a bench with wet paint on it.
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76.  Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were high when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
Total so far: 72
81. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip just to see if it hurts
83.  Sat and wondered why men dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [x]Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87.  Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. [x] When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [x] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. [x] Sucked on a cup and got a hick-up from it
Total so far: 80
91. [x] As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [x] Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96.  When you saw a beware of dog sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x]Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. [x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
Total score: 89/100
gosh, i sure am dumb.
firstly,HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZHANTZE!
i didn't realise how much i've missed you guys till we finally meet again today! i had a blast, did you?
I HOPE WE MEET AGAIN SOON! [next time, with sarah and vanessa!]
and as i've said earlier, spamming jon-hann is fun!
these are the random stories I made up to spam him (: it's FUN!
"One day, I saw a flower. It died. I cried. Then i died too because i cried too much. Then a penguin came by. It said hi. Then it died. The end"
"A shoe said hi. It died. ZhanTze said hi. He was in uzbekistan. They all died because someone farted."
"As the saying goes 'shoes are awesome'. I beg to differ. I was walking by a shoe shop last sunday when I saw the ugliest shoe ever! It was so ugly that it killed me and I died. The end"
"There was an apple. Somebody ate it. But spat it back out because it was too ugly. Then the apple laughed and died of laughter. The end"
"One day, I met someone ugly. He was so ugly. So i killed myself. Then, that guy laughed. And died of laughter. THE UGLY ALWAYS DIES!"
"One day, the fan didn't blow wind anymore. Oh no! So they called a doctor and he said, no more monkeys jumping on the bed."
"I saw a wall. It's head was on the floor. On it was a door. Behind it was the seashore. On it was a whore. She felt the shore was a bore. She was bored to the core. So she bought a shawl. And bought some more. Until there was four. Then she received a call. It was from danny from the hall. He said he's butt was sore. So he let out a roar. And I killed them all. The ned-all. Do you notice it rhymes? (:"
"One day it was raining. I had to stay indoors, so I was unhappy. I didn't care, so I ran out of the house and I saw a crocodile. I screamed. He laughed. Then suddenly, the crocodile grew a moustache and died. The end."
"I looked at the grass. It swayed. I looked at the trees. It swayed. I looked at the building. It swayed. I looked at you. You swayed. Because the wind was blowing. Because the wind was blowing."
"Hello the pear said. And then a knife came and it died. That happened to the papaya, watermelon, orange and grapefruit. Then, the dragonfruit said yo. It died by the blender. The end."